Joke of the day thread

[Montana Mud]

Billy Bob and Jed are passing the time sitting on a bench when Jed says "Billy Bob we should do something with our life."

Billy Bob says "I hear that colledge can do stuff for people. Why don't we go and check it out?"

When Billy Bob and Jed get on campus Billy Bob has second thoughts and convinces Jed to go in first.

Jed finds a counselor and asks her what colledge can do for him.

She says they offer many classes on many subjects and procedes to list some when she gets to "conductive reasoning."

He asks "what's conductive reasoning?"

"Well for example do you own a weed eater?" she asks.
"Yes" he replys.

"Then it would be reasonable to assume you have a yard?"
"Yes" he says.

"And if you have a yard I would think you have a home?"
"Yes, yes." Jed says with interest.

"And if you have a home I assume you have a wife and maybe some kids? And if that's true than it stands to reason that you are a heterosexual?"
"Wow" Jed said impressed. "You nailed that on the head."

Jed runs out to where Billy Bob is waiting for him. Billy Bob says "What did you learn in there?"

Jed tells him they got a class on conductive reasoning.
"What's that?" Billy asks.

"Well" Jed says "Do you own a weed eater?"
"No" Billy Bob says puzzled.

Jed says "Hell you must be queer then."