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[Mr Grumpy]

Foul exits the cubicle, the copy of War & Peace left on the wet floor, a piece of pre-heated toilet paper marking how far he had tried to read.............

The door was swinging, as if someone had left in a hurry? Foul thought he was on his own, but a flickering bulb showed a faint outline of a hunched figure in the corner.........

Foul screwed up his eyes to see through the gloom, "hey it's my old buddy Steel God, i thought you always used the ladies?"

"Great facilities you have in this part of the club, wish i had been made a full officer sooner" (hint, hint)

He moves to the sink, talking as he goes..........

"Only thing is i am having trouble getting rid of this one! I think the flush is not nearly stong enough, any chance you could go in there and take a look?"

There is a crash, a door is left swinging, a spilled cup of black coffee on the floor, maybe it was the wind playing tricks, but he was sure he could hear a faint voice calling Dog!, Dog!, getting ever fainter......