Joke of the day thread

[RedDevil]

An elderly couple revisits the place of their honeymoon some 50 years ago. They ask and receive the same room they had all those years ago and during the evening dinner, the husband asks the wife.."how about we do things like we did 50 years ago?"
So later that night, they retire to their room.. each of them undresses in a corner and the man says "now honey, just like we did 50 years ago, I'll turn out the lights and we'll run into each other's arms and fall on the bed and make passionate love!"
he flips off the lights and off across the room he dashes..

However, those 50 years have disorientated his sense of direction and he misses the wife, and finds himself suddenly out on the balcony, stumbling over the railing, and falling into the bushes below!


Trying to get back inside, he taps on the window to alert the desk clerk.. "Help me, I need to get up to my room, but I'm stark naked!"


"It's ok, sir" replies the clerk "no one will see you"
"Everyone's upstairs trying to help some old woman who's stuck on a doorknob!"