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Joke of the day thread
05-16-2008, 02:08 AM, (This post was last modified: 05-16-2008, 02:13 AM by Mr Grumpy.)
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RE: Joke of the day thread
Superman flying around one day, bored as can be. He whips into the Bat Cave and says "Hey Batman, let's take a day off from fighting crime and go fishing."

Batman says "I'd love to Superman, but Alfred is on vacation, Robin is sick and the Batmobile needs an oil change and tune up. I just don't have time."

Superman leaves and is flying around and stops by Spiderman's Apartment. "Hey Spiderman, let's take a day off from fighting crime and go have some fun." Spiderman says "I'd love to Superman, but I have to repair the holes in all this webbing. I just don't have time"

Superman leaves and is flying around again when he looks down and sees Wonder Woman lying on a rooftop, naked. Superman thinks, what the hell, he zips down there and hummina, hummina, hummina and flies off as fast as he can.

The next day at the Hall of Justice, he approaches Wonder Woman and says "I apologize Wonder Woman, I hope you're not too upset about yesterday. Wonder Woman says "I'm fine, but you really annoyed the Invisible Man."
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Joke of the day thread - by Montana Mud - 04-24-2008, 12:13 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Tide1 - 04-25-2008, 07:02 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Thunder - 04-25-2008, 07:31 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Tide1 - 04-25-2008, 07:37 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Montana Mud - 04-25-2008, 12:32 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Steel God - 04-25-2008, 09:30 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 04-28-2008, 08:45 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by PzHeinZ - 05-15-2008, 08:25 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by RedDevil - 05-15-2008, 08:36 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by RedDevil - 05-15-2008, 08:47 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Outlaw Josey Wales - 05-16-2008, 02:08 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Montana Mud - 05-16-2008, 01:35 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by PzHeinZ - 05-19-2008, 07:37 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 05-24-2008, 04:06 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by PzHeinZ - 05-25-2008, 12:03 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Weasel - 05-25-2008, 07:06 AM
This one made me laugh pretty good. - by Weasel - 05-25-2008, 07:13 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Montana Mud - 05-27-2008, 03:08 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 06-05-2008, 05:55 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 06-13-2008, 07:02 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 06-20-2008, 06:41 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by McIvan - 06-27-2008, 08:42 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 08-03-2008, 05:06 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by keepitloki - 08-04-2008, 08:49 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Stryker - 08-05-2008, 07:49 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 08-07-2008, 07:50 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 08-09-2008, 04:01 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by James Ward - 08-28-2008, 04:24 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Extraordinarius - 08-30-2008, 10:16 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by bluehand - 08-31-2008, 04:38 PM
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