Joke of the day thread

[Kingmaker]

HiHi

A dwarf with a lisp goes to a stud farm to buy a horse, “I’d like to buy a horth” he tells the farm owner.

“What sort of a horse?” asks the owner. “A female horth” the dwarf replies, so the owner takes him to his finest Mare.

“Nithe horth” says the Dwarf, “Can I see thee her eyth?”. The owner patiently picks up the dwarf and shows him the Horses eyes, then puts him gently back on the ground.

“Nithe eyth” says the dwarf, “Can I thee her teeth?”

Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth, and then puts him back on the ground

Nithe teeth, can I see her eerth?” the dwarf asks.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up, but he again picks up the dwarf and shows him the horses ears, and puts him back on the ground.

“Nithe earth” says the dwarf, “Can I see her twot?”

By now the owner is so fed up he picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina, holds him there for a few seconds before pulling him out and putting him on the ground.

The dwarf shakes his head and says, “Perhaps I should weefwaze that, ... can I see her wun awound?”

All the Best
Peter