Joke of the day thread

[Montana Mud]

Grandpa is sitting on the porch in his rocking chair when he spots his grandson walking by with some chicken wire.

"Hey boy where you going with that chicken wire?"
"I'm going to catch a chicken!" Replied the lad.

"You can't catch no chicken with chicken wire." Grandpa said with a chuckle. 30 minutes later the kid comes back with a chicken under his arm.

Next he spots the kid walking with duct tape in his hand.

"Hey boy where you going with that duct tape?"
"I'm going to catch a duck!" His grandson said with a look of determination.

"You can't catch no duck with duct tape." Grandpa said with even more laughter. 30 minutes later here comes the kid with a duck under his arm.

Next he spots the kid walking by with a branch under his arm.

"Hey boy what you got there?"
"A pussy willow" The kid replys.

"What you gonna do...........hold on while I get my hat.