Not to bright

[Jobu88]

While I was working in the Pentagon one of my co-workers, a young Air Force enlisted kid, just about drove the McDonald's manager insane. He would go to McDonald's and say "I'd like a quarter pounder with cheese, but I want the cheeseburger cheese on it please."

Employee: " huh??? You want what????"

"I want a quarter pounder with cheese. But I want the cheese from a cheeseburger on it."

Employee: "...................??"

Manager: "Sir, what is the problem? You want what now??"

"See, a hamburger is .99 and a cheeseburger is 1.19, so the cheeseburger cheese only costs me 20 cents. But a quarter pounder is 2.25, while a quarter pounder with cheese is 2.75, so the slice of cheese is twice as expensive."

He actually got the manager to acknowledge the absurdity of the pricing.