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[Mikey_FGM]

This was clearly the mischief of computer gnomes.

They inhabit databases, mainframes, and central computers. In rarer instances, they will inhabit personal computers, laptops, and other computer peripherals...

Get the FACTS about the GNOMES: Computer Gnomes

Last winter I lost a serious amount of work because of those damned gnomes... A couple short stories, and many hundreds of pages of a novel I was working on... POOF! The entire lot turned to gibberish, unsalvageable. It was if my hard drive has just undergone a terse shaking, and the tattered remnants of my work laid strewn about like so many dirty argyle socks...

I still can't fathom how it happened... I was being clever by saving to both my hard drive and an USB flash drive... Then, all of a sudden, in a SINGLE INSTANT, ALL COPIES on both the USB drive AND my Hard Drive become corrupted... I was left white knuckled and jaw agape...

"Impossible!" I yelled, but to not avail... Gnomes seemed the most logical culprit of such an improbable, unlikely coincidence... But not to worry, I've gotten over it... *twitch*...

Actually, I took it as a sublime supernatural sign that my stories were all rubbish and unsellable, which in fact they might have been...

Whoops, sorry for the devilish hijacking... This isn't Mikey, the gnomes actually wrote this by stomping their stout asses all over his keyboard...

"MwAHahah!"