Not a total newbie, but still in boot camp

[Walrus]

Hurrah!
Dan is here to save our honour!
Hurrah!

he he...you seem to have stirred up a decent response eh Chris.

We may name ourselves after a small brown flightless bird, that ironically enough often becomes weasel food....but we have claws, a bloody long beak and move like lightening through the tussock!
How's that for scary!
Grrrr!
or...eep!
Or whatever noise a Kiwi makes....

sigh...it's a bit hard to make national - animal - scary threats when you are from Aotearoa.
Maybe we could sic a weta on your arse...but that's about it.

have at 'em chaps!
Kia Kaha