Not a total newbie, but still in boot camp

[Weasel]

Ummm, I was talking about Indians. You know, from India. You know, the other half of the British empire.... Think Elephants, not Buffalo

And why don't Chimps ride goats? They Ride rockets!

Ahh, well you should have said East India, otherwise they are all wagon burners to me (my wife always gets on me when I say that, "you are insulting yourself!).