Russkies in Oklahoma!

[Walrus]

I can just envision you at a pre-employment screening, proudly holding up a brimming urine-specimen cup.

Damn, you have an active imagination! What a horrible picture! BTW, in my profession drugs are obligatory ;)
If I ever have to provide a urine sample for anything...I'm not interested in whatever that was.
Above and beyond what's necessary IMO

I'd be happy to introduce you to Knob Creek, which reportedly is an erratic bourbon, but I've only ever owned bottles that were surprisingly smooth stuff.

Erratic Bourbon...only an American could come up with that
Used to drink Jack D when I was a lad...thought we were tough to do that. Deluded youth eh. What we were was suckers for marketing. I am partially cured now.
I put it down to the proper Scottish whiskey and a life of erratic anarchy :P

It's real simple. You just pull out those words that used to make your mama growl at you.

My mother could make a sailor blush with her words, if she chose. However she was genteel enough to never have to use that skill.
Cheers for the info.
Back to it!
Hurrah!