Any Men Around?

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...well now...

Some very strange things have happened since I issued this challenge. I know that in today's world we now have "change we can count on"... and that things that were once taboo are now acceptable, but perhaps this forum has gone too far. Now I am not one to "kiss and tell", but I thought the forum should be aware of some of the more strange incidents here.

In reply to my challenge, I have received several odd replies, not counting the ones seen above. For instance, one member challenged me to a game of "strip CM". I do not know if it has any meaning but this particular member wanted a 3000 point Quickie Battle... He went by the name "Bootie Call", but I think that was an anonymous name. Another forum member wanted to play a game, but wanted to watch me via live video feed and requested that I wear some particular articles of clothing, to include high heels.

Now I will try to stay open minded, BUT admit that I am a little "Old School" and am inclined to believe that these things have no place in the manly arts of war. So, I am going out on a limb here. Not only am I offering my services in CM lessons, but will now include "man lessons" for life. I have room for a battle or two, so if you are serious, then I will give you some pointers that your parents or nature did not. What else can I say?

Sgt Schultz, Cobalt and Combat Brickbat, I have picked up the glove and sent you all QB or scenarios. Take them or send me an alternative.

Lord Banal, I await your return.

Sincerely,

Mark
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