Who Do You Invite?

[Sgt Jasper]

For an evening of stimulating dinner conversation degenerating into a roomful of still-reasonably-sober adults rolling on the floor:

John Keegan, military historian, to explain WTF really happened at Agincourt and The Somme.
John Ringo, ex-grunt and military sci-fi yarn spinner who's so far right he sometimes seems to come full circle and venture into the left wing. Shiny!
Diana Gabaldon, author (authoress?) of the Outlander series.
Fareed Zakaria. Is there anything about any country in the modern world this guy doesn't know?
David Letterman and Al Roker, so we could see which is funnier with no writers to hide behind.
Benjamin Netanyahu and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Potentially the best fight since Joe Louis bombed Max Schmeling. And if that didn't pan out, we could spend the evening learning to pronounce their names.
Keith Richards. He could bring the refreshments