Smedley's Deadly Dozen H2H Approved Mirror Tourney

[Scud]

I know I'll have family here from Weds. til Sunday, so things will slow down during that period; maybe for all of us.

Educating Pat

WIFE: David will you go downstairs and get the extra chair by the computer?

ME: Sure thing, sweetheart, anything to be of help.

WIFE: What took you so long, it's been a good 45 minutes? Did you bring up the chair?

ME: Chair? Ohhh, I thought you said flare. I'll go back down and get the chair now.

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You can get a good three, maybe four turns in like this before they finally figure out what's going on. Of course...there is a downside.