Blonde Joke

[Hedgehog]

A blonde lady motorist was close to Laingsburg when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to Cape
Town?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my
truck My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be
taken to the Tygerberg Zoo in Cape Town.

They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on
the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me?

I'll give you R500 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the
blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the
centre of Cape Town when suddenly he was horrified!!

There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands
with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over
to the blonde.

"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you
R500 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left
over so now we're going to the Aquarium !