Looking for an opponent for a PBEM game.

[low_bidder]

Oh Tusked one. If you liked that, here are two more.
From Sir Charles Omen, paraphrased,'English is a bastardized mongrolization created by Norman Men at Arms to pick up Anglo Saxon Bar Maids."

My favorite is by some Austrian named Zigler or Grigler or something like that. Again, paraphrased; 'All languages borrow a phrase or so from other languages. English follows them down dark allies, mugs them and lifts any loose grammer from their pockets.'