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Joke of the day thread
12-03-2010, 08:00 AM,
RE: Joke of the day thread
A boss is a person who's late when you are on time and on time when you are late.

There's still debate on the origin and nature of helicopters. Some consider them to be the ghosts of dead tanks. Others claim that helicopters don't really fly - they are so ugly the earth repels them.

A nice girl should be in bed by 10 PM, because she usually has to get home by midnight.

According to a recent study, when men get out of bed during the night, 20% do so to go to the bathroom, 25% - to raid the fridge for a late snack, 55% - to go home to their wives.
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Joke of the day thread - by Montana Mud - 04-24-2008, 12:13 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Tide1 - 04-25-2008, 07:02 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Thunder - 04-25-2008, 07:31 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Tide1 - 04-25-2008, 07:37 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Montana Mud - 04-25-2008, 12:32 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Steel God - 04-25-2008, 09:30 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 04-28-2008, 08:45 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by PzHeinZ - 05-15-2008, 08:25 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by RedDevil - 05-15-2008, 08:36 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by RedDevil - 05-15-2008, 08:47 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Montana Mud - 05-16-2008, 01:35 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by PzHeinZ - 05-19-2008, 07:37 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 05-24-2008, 04:06 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by PzHeinZ - 05-25-2008, 12:03 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Weasel - 05-25-2008, 07:06 AM
This one made me laugh pretty good. - by Weasel - 05-25-2008, 07:13 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Montana Mud - 05-27-2008, 03:08 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 06-05-2008, 05:55 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 06-13-2008, 07:02 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 06-20-2008, 06:41 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by McIvan - 06-27-2008, 08:42 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 08-03-2008, 05:06 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by keepitloki - 08-04-2008, 08:49 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Stryker - 08-05-2008, 07:49 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 08-07-2008, 07:50 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 08-09-2008, 04:01 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by James Ward - 08-28-2008, 04:24 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Extraordinarius - 08-30-2008, 10:16 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by bluehand - 08-31-2008, 04:38 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Greybeard - 09-12-2008, 01:22 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 02-03-2010, 03:18 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 02-04-2010, 07:37 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 02-12-2010, 09:02 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 03-26-2010, 07:31 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Foreigner - 04-01-2010, 02:14 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Gasbag - 04-24-2010, 06:13 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Gasbag - 04-25-2010, 12:46 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 04-25-2010, 11:22 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Gasbag - 05-14-2010, 06:57 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 05-21-2010, 02:05 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Foreigner - 05-26-2010, 02:35 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 07-04-2010, 09:10 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 08-25-2010, 03:49 AM
Black Testicles - by Compass Rose - 10-06-2010, 09:56 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Kingmaker - 12-01-2010, 11:15 PM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Foreigner - 12-03-2010, 08:00 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Pointman - 02-13-2011, 03:45 AM
The Firefighter - by Compass Rose - 02-14-2011, 12:35 AM
And thats how the fight started - by Iwo Jim - 02-16-2011, 10:54 AM
The Irish Robber - by Compass Rose - 02-20-2011, 03:50 AM
RE: Joke of the day thread - by Dangerfield - 06-20-2011, 02:23 PM
Glasgow School Quiz - by Hedgehog - 08-02-2008, 07:15 PM
RE: Glasgow School Quiz - by Hedgehog - 08-02-2008, 07:23 PM
RE: Glasgow School Quiz - by Copper - 08-03-2008, 01:55 AM
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Dear Dad - by Steel God - 08-07-2008, 12:44 AM
RE: Dear Dad - by Copper - 08-07-2008, 12:55 AM
RE: Dear Dad - by wigam - 08-07-2008, 09:51 AM
Combat Mission: Bugs Bunny - by Mad Baron - 08-07-2008, 09:52 AM
A bit of military humour - by Walrus - 08-07-2008, 11:31 AM
RE: A bit of military humour - by wigam - 08-07-2008, 11:37 AM
RE: A bit of military humour - by Hedgehog - 08-07-2008, 08:20 PM
RE: Dear Dad - by Thunder - 08-08-2008, 02:11 AM
Priceless - by Steel God - 08-08-2008, 04:45 AM
RE: Priceless - by Mr Grumpy - 08-08-2008, 05:41 AM
RE: Priceless - by Thunder - 08-08-2008, 06:08 AM
RE: Priceless - by wigam - 08-08-2008, 09:34 AM
RE: Priceless - by Mad Russian - 08-08-2008, 09:50 AM
RE: Priceless - by PoorOldSpike - 08-08-2008, 12:28 PM
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