Joke of the day thread

[Compass Rose]

An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the
tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot
one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the
robber's face. The robber shoots the guy without hesitation! He then looks
around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. One of the tellers is
looking straight at him and the robber shoots him also.

Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor. "Did anyone
else see my face?" calls the robber. There are a few moments silence, then
one elderly Irish gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says:

"I think me wife may have caught a glimpse..."