Falklands & Modern War

[Rabbit]

Being a Trek fan, I assumed that's what you meant. Although I didn't know if you meant the opposite connotation from the ole pirate joke:

As a pirate ship is preparing to attack a merchant vessel, its Captain turns and says to his first mate, "Quick, go get me my red shirt."

The first mate returns with the red shirt and asks, "Why the red shirt, Captain?"

The Captain replies, "So that none of the men see me bleed during the fighting."

Later that same day, the Captain spies three British warships, cannons at the ready, gaining steadily on them. He turns to the first mate and says, "Quick, get me my brown pants."