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[Hedgehog]

A Kiwi and an Aussie were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while, the Kiwi says to the Aussie, "If I was to sneak over to your house and shag your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related ?"The Aussie crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes, thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."