Horses.

[Dan Caviness]

ED YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!!....lol...
At least YOU got it...;)

Earl...study up on your Frank Zappa and you'll know what Ed's on about...

Give me...your dirty love...like some tacky little pamphlet in your Daddy's bottom drawer...
You had to be there guys...the 60's and 70's were good...at least what I can remember.

I'll take my heavy duty zircon incrusted tweezers and leave now, but Dinah Moe really did hum didn't she?

HALFTRACKS should be ABOLISHED I say!!!...Bring back the CAMEL...here here nominated and seconded...

"Give me ... your dirty love." "I'm the slime oozing out of your TV set."
Gregory Peckery, the gregarious and wild swine?
"The Illinois enema bandit, they say he's on the loose ... I heard it on the news."
"If you go where the husky's go. Don't you eat that yellow snow!"

There was a talented man!



HSL

Yes he was.  Saw him twice...and once I was sober enough to remember it.  A little known fact, the man could actually play, and although his serious songs never caught on there were some really good ones.  
Contrary to popular belief, Zappa never did drugs, and was not into that scene.
He was crazy enough without them, and needed no help in that area. 

The Illinois Enema Bandit...forgot that one...lol...

"I have been in You" (play that one for your wife/girlfriend/significant whatever but be ready to leave town fast) and "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes"..."The Torture Never Stops" (careful that one has something to say)

Yellow Snow indeed...

"He commenced to whippin' upside the head of my favorite baby seal...and this got me just about as evil as an Eskimo boy can be..."

And of course...

"My python boot was too tight....I couldn't get it off last night...
A week went by...and now it's July...
Then I finally got it off and my girlfriend said...
You got stinkfoot darlin'....your stinkfoot...puts a hurt...on my nose..."