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Weekend Humour Off Topic
01-12-2007, 08:45 AM,
#1
Weekend Humour Off Topic
Subject: Ups and Downs

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly
> gentleman and an elderly lady
> struck up a conversation and discovered that
> they both loved to fish.
> Since both of them were widowed,
> they decided to go fishing together the next day.
>
>
> The gentleman picked the lady up, and they
> headed to the river to his fishing boat and
> started out on their adventure.
>
> They were riding down the river when there was a
> fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,
>
> "Do you want to go up or down?"
>
> All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt
> and pants and made mad passionate love to the man
> right there in the boat !
>
> When they finished, the man couldn't believe
> what had just happened, but he had just experienced
> the best sex that he'd had in years.
>
> They fished for a while and continued on down the
> river, when soon they came upon another fork in the
> river.
>
> He again asked the lady , "Up or down ?"
>
> There she went again, stripped off her clothes,
> and made wild passionate love to him again.
>
> This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so
> he asked her to go fishing again the next day.
>
> She said yes and there they were the next day,
> riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in
> river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down ?"
>
> The woman replied, "Down."
>
> A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman
> guided the boat down the river when he came upon
> another fork in the river and he asked the
> lady,"Up or down ?"
>
> She replied, "Up."
>
> This really confused the gentleman so he asked,
>
> "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked
> you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad
> passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
>
> She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing
> my hearing aid and I thought the choices were
> "f**k or drown
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