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Food for Thought
02-17-2007, 06:41 PM,
#1
Food for Thought
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purificaton process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = Poop

WINE = HEALTH

Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information; I'm doing it as a public service.



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02-17-2007, 07:15 PM, (This post was last modified: 02-17-2007, 07:16 PM by Fubar.)
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RE: Food for Thought
I'm under orders from my Doctor to drink red wine...Eek

All hail the NHS, it's just a shame i can't get it under prescription. Big Grin

cheers
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02-17-2007, 07:30 PM,
#3
RE: Food for Thought
geez another reason not to go to the US or Europe. I don't know what your water tastes like but here is clean green New Zealand we have the best water in the world, ie free from poop!!:soap:

But hey i think this fact as merit, honey the doctor said i ....
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02-17-2007, 07:47 PM,
#4
RE: Food for Thought
Thank god that's not possible in Finland. Here you can find the cleanest water in Europe.
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02-18-2007, 12:19 AM,
#5
RE: Food for Thought
But it only comes in the ice form being so cold up there.
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02-18-2007, 02:56 AM,
#6
RE: Food for Thought
New Zealand has great water? Uh, don't you also have about a zillion sheep doing what sheep do best? :)
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02-18-2007, 04:43 AM,
#7
RE: Food for Thought
Vartuoosi you are mistaken, the best water in Europe comes from Iceland we have real viking water which makes you strong and healthy and makes you wanna raid and pillage.
We only feed the poopwater to our politicians.Big Grin
I'm Icelandic. Please forgive me.
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02-18-2007, 05:17 AM,
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RE: Food for Thought
Oh yes! I forgot Iceland is in Europe
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02-18-2007, 10:50 AM,
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02-18-2007, 05:21 PM,
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RE: Food for Thought
We only have bears poopin' in our water here in British Columbia, and that don't hurt nobody, therefore the cleanest water has to be here.
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