Falklands in the Baltic

shortreengage · 04-30-2007, 10:23 PM,

Vesku Wrote:
shortreengage Wrote:
splintex7 Wrote:Is there room for another Swedish Commander?

there is always room for one more in our POW cage

Of course there is, they are empty :)

Well of course they are. We're still canning the fish. Once that's done, and you are done handing out rusty rifles and little white flags, we'll pull her into port. Then you can begin boarding for your new home at the reeduccation center on Novaya Zemlya.

Vesku · 04-30-2007, 10:38 PM,

shortreengage Wrote:
Vesku Wrote:
shortreengage Wrote:
splintex7 Wrote:Is there room for another Swedish Commander?

there is always room for one more in our POW cage

Of course there is, they are empty :)
Well of course they are. We're still canning the fish. Once that's done, and you are done handing out rusty rifles and little white flags, we'll pull her into port. Then you can begin boarding for your new home at the reeduccation center on Novaya Zemlya.

I don't think that you have anything to teach us so keep your reeducational center for your internal struggles (after the humiliating defeat it will be full of higher staff members from Leningrad district).

shortreengage · (This post was last modified: 04-30-2007, 10:47 PM by shortreengage.)

shortreengage · 04-30-2007, 11:10 PM,

Vesku Wrote:I don't think that you have anything to teach us so keep your reeducational center for your internal struggles (after the humiliating defeat it will be full of higher staff members from Leningrad district).

We,of course, have no internal struggles. True, we may have some malcontents who have fallen from the path but the road to true Communisim is long and diffcult. Those who need help are given the finest help at one of our many Sanitoriums and rest centers.
Do you need help? My reactionary friend?

cheers

Grumbler · 04-30-2007, 11:56 PM,

shortreengage Wrote:
Grumbler Wrote:Epoletov, that was a good bit of smack talk from Lt. Vesku on Warrant Shortreengage. My ears are still ringing and I wasn't even close to the impact crater.

Now Grummi, that was good. It should enhance your cover. Now be a good little asset and lay low while you wait for your next task. It should be the enplacement of the strobe lights just before marching your Battalion to the Hockey rink. We also need a six digit grid to Vesku's CP. I have some "Hockey Players" that would like to meet him Remember the deal......do well and you get your pick of 2 from the team and a nice house on the beach with a 57 Chevy..courtesy of Comrades Fidel and Raul. Screw it up and......you'll will be sharing a pup tent with the former commander of our detachment on Grenada....How's your Portugese?

One wee problem with that. Evey time the strobe light flashes, I go into Haddway, What is love mode and can no longer be held accountable for my actions. Just in case you were stuck on base during the 70's and missed Disco;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsCXZczTQXo

Here is the chance for a little remedial education, courtesy of your Finnish neighbors. I'll bet you didn't know the Finns invented Disco.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJj6d5QSY...ted&search=

Although the Italians may have perfected it;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0pNSImRw...ted&search=

There, that should keep both brain cells slappin together like a broke shutter in a hurricane.

Vesku · 05-01-2007, 12:04 AM,

Ouch ouch ouch! My sides hurt from laughing!!!

Thanks for entertainment Grummy and Paul.

shortreengage · 05-01-2007, 03:57 AM,

Sometimes Grummi you just leave me blinking at the screen.:conf:

Grumbler · 05-01-2007, 05:55 AM,

Nah! It was the Italian that left you blinking. And while it may have been on the screen, it wasn't the screen that you were blinking at. Remember, you army guys are just like us navy guys, only smaller.