Dear Mr Coil,
Everything you have said is, I am inordinately pleased to say, the province of the CM
custodian. I am merely the assistant moderator!
My job is only to review the posts of all our valued mambers and brutally hack and slash anything deemed remotely naughty.
Happily, your post was
not naughty. It was merely mentally deranged :)
I have forwarded all of your complaints to JimvK, Thor, Steel God, Randy and anyone else I thought might wish to spend their Sunday answering them, rather than doing their normal mundane chores like Mother's Day and spending time with their families. Thank you for your submissions