Just to get you going

[Hedgehog]

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together..

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world,
but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive, but I've never
had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true
was to ask the famed talking 'mirror mirror on the wall' to confirm for them
whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and
Brad Pitt was the sexiest.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, true. The mirror told me
that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina Jolie perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the most
gorgeous of them all.'

But Brad Pitt lifted his sad, sexy face and said.. "Who the hell is f***ing
hedgehog Ted