Hiring Cannibals

[Hedgehog]

Hiring Cannibals


Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity. 'You are all part of our team now,' said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. 'You get all the usual benefits, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees.'

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, 'You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?'

The cannibals all shook their heads, 'No.'

After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals asked the others, 'Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?'
A hand rose hesitantly.

'You fool!' the leader continued. 'For four weeks we've been eating
managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOOOO, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something.'

[Steel God]

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One turns to the other and says:

"Hey, does this taste funny to you?"

[Herr Straße Laufer]

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle?

RR

[JasonC]

Cannibals can't eat Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats cannibals. Just by lookin at 'em, doesn't even use his teeth. His left leg just twitches a little and they are digested still standing up.

(Since we are relating cannibal jokes...)

[Copper]

What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his ass.