Girls Night Out

[Hedgehog]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had been over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.



Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to wee, so they stopped in the cemetery.



One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her pants and use them.



Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of pants and did not want to ruin them.



She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.



After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.



The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung-over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no pants!!'



'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....



'From all of us at the Fire Station - We'll never forget you.''