Hunting Camp

[Iwo Jim]

Four guys have been going to the same Hunting camp for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron
sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner
cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into
letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was
sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands
over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she
was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to
our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed
she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the
bed, and I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

"So, here I am." :whis: