Celibacy

[Hedgehog]

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.



While attending a harmony for couples weekend, Dave and his Partner, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."


He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower ?"


Dave leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, "It's Homepride, isn't it ?"

Thus began Dave's life of celibacy.

[Foreigner]

General Hedgehog,

Kudos for keeping the humor alive!

To be honest, it took me a while to get this one, as that particular brand is unknown to me...