Never saw that one

[Hedgehog]

A man walked into a chemists shop in London and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she
and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.

She then asked if she could help him. The man said that it was something
that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him
that she was completely professional, and whatever it was that he needed to
discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest
level of professionalism.
The man then agreed and began by saying ........'This is tough for me to
discuss, but I have a .....Permanent Erection.
It causes me a lot of
problems, and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give
me for it.'
The pharmacist said ....... 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.'
When she returned, she said ......
"We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is as follows:
1/3 ownership in the store .......A company vehicle ........Five home cooked
dinners a week .........and £3,000 a month in living expenses."

[Weasel]

LOL.