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Winter is Coming
05-15-2016, 12:51 AM, (This post was last modified: 05-15-2016, 12:51 AM by Richie61.)
#51
RE: Winter is Coming
Humor of Finnish Winter War
A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill:  "One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian".

The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.


The voice once again calls out:   "One Finn is better than one hundred Russian."
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences.
 

After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence.

The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians"


The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then Silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There's two of them."

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"Ideals are peaceful. History is violent."
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05-16-2016, 10:37 PM,
#52
RE: Winter is Coming
But, it's just a bunny!
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05-17-2016, 06:28 AM,
#53
RE: Winter is Coming
Run away....run away!
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05-19-2016, 09:57 AM,
#54
RE: Winter is Coming
Borders are burning: scenario

Mark (Finnish) vs Ed (Russian) = Major Russian Loss

Mark (Russian) vs Ed (Finnish) = Major Russian Loss

Both fights were two guys trying different ideas and coming up with the same results Smile

Ed
"Ideals are peaceful. History is violent."
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06-12-2016, 05:10 AM,
#55
RE: Winter is Coming
Kritterpaw (Finnish) vs Aces8 (Russian) Major Russian Loss

We are starting the mirror game now.
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06-26-2016, 10:16 PM,
#56
RE: Winter is Coming
Hello!

First, I would like to say sorry. I havent visited the Blitz in the last months, and I totally forgot the competition. I realised at the moment I have a quarterfinal game with Paulinski.

What's the status now?
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06-26-2016, 11:29 PM,
#57
RE: Winter is Coming
(05-15-2016, 12:51 AM)Richie61 Wrote: Humor of Finnish Winter War
A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill:  "One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian".

The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.


The voice once again calls out:   "One Finn is better than one hundred Russian."
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences.
 

After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence.

The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians"


The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then Silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There's two of them."

Big Laugh
This is a twist from ancient Scottish folklore against the English which still continues to this day.
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06-27-2016, 02:51 AM,
#58
RE: Winter is Coming
I have to admit...that this one slipped off my game radar as well...not sure if Dog Soldier is available or whether it is too late???
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08-04-2016, 02:35 PM,
#59
RE: Winter is Coming
Coming Winter of 2016 Popcorn 2
"Ideals are peaceful. History is violent."
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08-08-2016, 04:34 AM,
#60
RE: Winter is Coming
We just finished the Mirror game here are the results:

Kritterpaw (Russian) vs Aces8 (Finnish) Minor Russian Victory
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