Thomas the Tank

[Hedgehog]

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train set in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want
off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all
of you b*****ds who are getting on, get on now, 'cos we're going down the
tracks'.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train, but I want you to use nice language.'

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say,

'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all
of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and
hope your trip was a pleasant one.'

She hears the little boy continue, 'For those of you just boarding, we ask
you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no
smoking on
the train.

We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.' As the
mother began to smile, the child added..........

'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see
the fat controller in the kitchen.