Get it right!!!!

[Hedgehog]

Subject: 3 NUNS






> Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
>
> At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters,
>you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months
>to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.
>
> The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's
>gone.
>
> The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.
>
> The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."
>
> St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask
>
> Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
>
> St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just
>doesn't ring a bell."
>
> The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.
>Peter.
>
> St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to
>her and says.
>
> "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was
>laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
>