Weekend Humour..Hope you all have a good Weekend

[Hedgehog]

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95? "

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Friends."
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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
>your
>vehicle.
>
>From the Daily News comes this story of a Walsall couple who drove
>their car to Asda, only to have their car break down in the car park.





>
>The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
>! the car.
>
>The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
>closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under
>the chassis.
>
>Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
>turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.
>
>Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
>quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
>place.
>
>On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself
>staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
>
>The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

[Koen]