Weekend Humour (Off Topic)

[Hedgehog]

>A Gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the
>verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skilful hands
>would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.
>
>He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up
>for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
>
>When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist prepared
>carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the
>results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of
>150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to
>appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there
>had been an error which needed adjusting."
>
>The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
>which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
>again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. The instructor went
>on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the
>exhaust pipe."