Doesn't pay to brag (Humour)

[Hedgehog]

> Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
> party.
>
>
> After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those
> who remained talked about their kids.
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> The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at
> a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
> and Business
> Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's
> the president of the
> company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the
> line Mercedes for
> his birthday."
>
> The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
> and joy He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
> to become a pilot.
> Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority
> of its assets. He's so rich
> that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
>
> The third man said, "Well, thats terrific! My son studied in the best
> universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
> construction company and is now a
> multimillionaire. He also gave away somethign very nice and expensive to
> his best friend for
> his birthday, a 30 000 square foot mansion."
>
>
> The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
> from the restroom and asked, "What are all the congratulations for?"
>
>
> One of the three said, "We were talking about the pride we feel for
> the success of our sons. "What about your son?"
>
>
> The fourth man replied, "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
> stripper at a nightclub."
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> The three friends said, "What a shame.... what a disappointment."
>
>
> The fourth man man replied, "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I
> love him. And he
>
> hasn't doen too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he
> received a beautiful 30 000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top
> of the line
> Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
>