Weekend Humour

[Hedgehog]

Intelligent Women
>>>
>>> One morning, while on a relaxing vacation, the husband returns after
>>> several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
>>> familiar
>>> with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a
>>> short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
>>>
>>> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
>>> and
>>> says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
>>>
>>> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
>>> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
>>> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
>>> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
>>> any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
>>>
>>> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
>>> woman.
>>>
>>> "But I haven't even touched y ou," says the game warden.
>>> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
>>> start at any moment."
>>> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>>>
>>> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
>>> think.