Weekend Humour

[Hedgehog]

>> > Defense Attorney:
> >> > Will you please state your age?
> >> >
> >> > Little Old Lady:
> >> > I am 86 years old.
> >> >
> >> > Defense Attorney:
> >> > Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of
> >>April 1st?
> >> >
> >> > Little Old Lady:
> >> > There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm
> >>spring evening,
> >> > when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside
> >>me.
> >> >
> >> > Defense Attorney:
> >> > Did you know him?
> >> >
> >> > Little Old Lady:
> >> > No, but he sure was friendly.
> >> >
> >> > Defense Attorney:
> >> > What happened after he sat down?
> >> >
> >> > Little Old Lady:
> >> > He started to rub my thigh.
> >> >
> >> > Defense Attorney:
> >> > Did you stop him?
> >> >
> >> > Little Old Lady:
> >> > No, I didn't stop him.
> >> >
> >> > Defense Attorney:
> >> > Why not?
> >> >
> >> > Little Old Lady:
> >> > It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30
> >>years ago.
> >> >
> >> > Defense Attorney:
> >> > What happened next?
> >> >
> >> > Little Old Lady:
> >> > He began to rub my breasts.
> >> >
> >> > Defense Attorney:
> >> > Did you stop him then?
> >> >
> >> > Little Old Lady:
> >> > No, I did not stop him.
> >> >
> >> > Defense Attorney:
> >> > Why not?
> >> >
> >> > Little Old Lady:
> >> > His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that
> >>good in years!
> >> >
> >> > Defense Attorney:
> >> > What happened next?
> >> >
> >> > Little Old Lady:
> >> > Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and
> >>told him
> >> > "Take me, young man. Take me now!"
> >> >
> >> > Defense Attorney:
> >> > Did he take you?
> >> >
> >> > Little Old Lady:
> >> > Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him,
> >>the little bastard.
> >> >