Paddy

[Hedgehog]

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and
ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Paddy: 'Outside number 28, Eucalyptus Street.'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence.
After a minute:
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
Silence.
A minute later:
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me!!?'
This goes on for another few minutes until:
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me!!?'
Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat. I just dragged him round to number 3, Oak
Street.'