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Midweek Humour
11-22-2006, 11:35 PM,
#1
Midweek Humour
>A YOUNG MAN CALLED JOHN INVITED HIS MOTHER FOR DINNER.
> >DURING THE COURSE OF THE MEAL, HIS MOTHER COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE HOW
> >HANDSOME JOHN'S FLATMATE WAS.
> >SHE HAD LONG BEEN SUSPICIOUS OF A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO, AND
> >THIS ONLY MADE HER MORE CURIOUS. OVER THE COURSE OF THE EVENING, WHILE
> >WATCHING THE TWO INTERACT, SHE STARTED TO WONDER IF THERE WAS MORE
> >BETWEEN JOHN AND HIS FLATMATE THAN MET THE EYE.
> >
> >READING HIS MUM'S THOUGHTS, JOHN VOLUNTEERED,
> >"I KNOW WHAT YOU MUST BE THINKING, BUT I ASSURE YOU, SIMON & I ARE JUST
> >FLATMATES."
> >
> >ABOUT A WEEK LATER, SIMON CAME TO JOHN SAYING, "EVER SINCE YOUR MOTHER
> >CAME TO DINNER, I'VE BEEN UNABLE TO FIND THE FRYING PAN, YOU DON'T >SUPPOSE
> >SHE TOOK IT DO YOU?"
> >"WELL, I DOUBT IT, BUT I'LL E-MAIL HER JUST TO BE SURE," SAID JOHN, SO >HE
> >SAT DOWN AND WROTE:
> >
> >DEAR MOTHER,
> >
> >I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT
> >SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT
> >IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
> >LOVE JOHN
> >
> >SEVERAL DAYS LATER, JOHN RECEIVED AN E-MAIL FROM HIS MOTHER WHICH READ:
> >
> >DEAR SON,
> >
> >I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU
> >"DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN
> >HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
> >LOVE MUM
> >
> >
> >LESSON OF THE DAY: DON'T EVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER -SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS FINDS
> >OUT
>



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11-23-2006, 04:54 AM,
#2
RE: Midweek Humour
Ted... they dont get any better??

Remember what your son said - those Christmas crackers are gonna be empty by Xmas Day!!

;)

Bootie
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11-23-2006, 08:45 AM,
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RE: Midweek Humour



Shane I think you best look on the Fragment notice board for a reference mate
Cheers Ted
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11-23-2006, 08:48 AM,
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RE: Midweek Humour
Reference to what??

What a great guy I am... LOL

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