Terrorist Teacher arrested!!

[RedDevil]

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a square, a slide rule, and a
calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto
Gonzales (numero uno Meskin) said he believes the man is a member of
the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has
been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said.
"They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like
'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have
determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval
with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer,
Isosceles, used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."

[PoorOldSpike]

I hope this encourages schoolkids everywhere to report their teachers to the authorities, I wish somebody had strung up all my old maths teachers years ago on a specially-constructed mass gallows..

[Antoni Chmielowski]

Brilliant Randy !

[herroberst]

Meskin is a racial slur I would point out and suggest it not be used.

[Mad Baron]

[herroberst]

Why not just hispanic- or latino-americans or immigrants? Ever think we have hispanic blitz members who might be offended?

But, enough, this argument does not belong here.

[Mad Baron]

I would agree. It was silly to make this an issue to begin with. No slur was made.

People need to ''buck up''.....

[Wild Bill]

[Dashammer75]

I agree Wildbill. Heck my fore fathers where germans Hessians does that make me a Rad. An american is just an american, to me that is enough too be proud of.

[PoorOldSpike]

I was born and bred in the English midlands city of Leicester (pronounced Lester), King Lears old home town, (Lear-cester, gettit?) and our family go back generations in the area, my surname goes back unchanged to before 1066
Over its 2000+ years history, Leicester has been occupied in turn by the Iron Age Coritanian Tribe, the Romans, Vikings, Anglo-Saxons and Normans, and there may be some of all of them in my DNA somewhere so perhaps I should be fiercely proud of my heritage and forbid any racial stereotype slur directed at them?
Nah, just call me a Limey mongrel sonofabitch anytime, I couldn't care less.. :)

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