Voted the best joke in Ireland 2006

[Hedgehog]

Voted best joke in Ireland 2006

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland the teacher's pet gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles
and
my mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's
a
bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next
door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad
says
it will take the contagious."

[Tanker]

Yes it will. Well done.

[Fubar]

Hahahahahahahahaha........very good indeed.

[Mad Russian]

Ok, if you can't start giving these jokes in English I'm afraid that we will have to ask the moderators to remove you from the site....or red clickie you to death..whichever comes first....

Good Hunting.

MR

[Cpt Courageous]

Thanks for speaking up MR. I thought it was only me. But these are a people who ate potatoes as a main course. Thus everything would be
a peeling and they have the eyes for it.

Get it? Peeling and eyes, potato stuff? Man I slay myself sometimes.

[Copper]

stick to the games Rich.... :)