Do it the way the Wife told you

[Hedgehog]

8 year old Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother.

"Frank Brown showed me his willy today!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say,

"It reminded me of a peanut"

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked,

"Really small was it?"

Sally replied,

"No...Salty....!"

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Three Men on a Hike
>
> Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
> raging, violent river.
>
> Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please
> give me the
> strength to cross the river.'
>
> Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
> across in about 2
> hours, having almost drowned twice.
>
> After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me
> strength and the
> tools to cross the river'
>
> Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
> was able to row
> across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
>
> Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God,
> please give me
> the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
>
> Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
> hundred yards up
> stream and walked across the bridge.
>
>
> If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!
>