Sunday Humor

[Mad Baron]

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.

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Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

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I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.