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Big Dawg · (This post was last modified: 09-30-2009, 11:23 AM by Big Dawg.)

German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place
German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopi...place.html

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

K K Rossokolski · 09-30-2009, 03:41 PM,

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

7. Australia

You forgot the descriptor, Jack....in my case, too old!

Stryker · (This post was last modified: 09-30-2009, 04:48 PM by Stryker.)

I'll never forget learning about Australian "foreplay"

"Brace yerself Sheila!"

Aussie chat-up line....

"D'yer wanna F*** ?"
"No thanks"
"Would you mind lyin' there while I have one?"

cheers

K K Rossokolski · 09-30-2009, 05:53 PM,

Where did you learn that, Rudolf?....Earls' Court, perchance?

Stryker · 09-30-2009, 07:45 PM,

Well... I've never actually visited Australia. :rolleyes:

I don't know about English "lovers" being too lazy... too drunk more like... Eek

Big Dawg · 10-01-2009, 09:51 AM,

K K Rossokolski Wrote:WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

7. Australia

You forgot the descriptor, Jack....in my case, too old!

I saw you give that lovely waitress a nice effort!

Cheers my friend!

K K Rossokolski · 10-01-2009, 10:12 AM,

That was 4 years ago, mate. And she was a sweetie, a true Georgia peach
And Rudolph, Earl's Court is in London (SW5) Once known as "Kangaroo Alley (or Valley)" for the large population of Oz expats. Thought you might have met a sheila or two there in days gone by.

Stryker · 10-01-2009, 05:15 PM,

ha ha... yes KKR I know where Earl's Court is (my point was, haven't been to Oz - so it must have been!).... met quite a few "sheila's" in Covent Garden in my time... Can't remember the name of the bar (The Outback Bar?). There was also "The Church" on sunday afternoons near Kings Cross... now that was wild.. full of Aussies, NZealanders and South Africans... mental place, but great fun.

Oh, to be young again.....;)