A smile will do you good This weeks humour

[Hedgehog]

>A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a
>loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his
usual

>jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed
in
>front of a large, silverback gorilla.
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>Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and
>holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest
with
>his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink
>dress.
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>The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He
suggested
>that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and

>wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more
>excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
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>Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show
a
>little more skin.
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>She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
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>"Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
This
>drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
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>Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage,
flung
>her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
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>"Now. Tell HIM you have a headache!!!!!!!!!!!