For the quick witted this is not me

[Hedgehog]

Subject: GOSH!!!!!!. Is This what awaits Us????????????


Subject: Ed and God

Ed was 89 years old and went for his annual physical. All of his tests
came back with normal results. Dr. Smith was a friend and said, "Ed,
everything
looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are
you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with
God?"
Ed replied, "God and me are fine. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's
fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom - poof!
- the light goes on, and when I'm done - poof! - the light goes off."
"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith. "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called Ed's wife. "Ethel," he said,
"Ed is doing fine. Physically, he's great. But, I had to call because
I'm in awe of
his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night
and - poof! - the
light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through - poof! - the
light goes off?"


Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again.