Gamey?

[Copper]

*Ring*

"DA!"

"Ahem, Colonel Bogusdusski?"

"DA!! Vwat is eet?"

"Ah, yes, well, this is Oberst von Crapper, I'm calling to see if it would be alright to drop about 60 rounds of 105mm artillery on that long winding column you have back there. I'm looking through my field glasses, and it appears that you are about to attack, no?"

"DA! Vwee vwill be ottacking you, shortly. Vwee consider it extremely, ah, Vwhat is dee word... ah! "GAM - EE" Dat you do dis. Vwait til our SMG troops are sooting at you from Tventy meters... den you FIRE artilleree! DA?"

"Ahem, very well, Colonel. No chance that you may reconsider?"

"NYET."

"Well, perhaps you wouldn't be too seriously offended if I just bought 4 JagdPanthers then and waited for your column at the top of a large hill, 1500 meters away then?"

"??? Are yoo keedink? Zat vwould give you, much to great adwantage! You cannot seet on hill. Darefore, no hills. Flat like Steppes. DA?"

"Very well, Colonel, then is it alright if I may use PZ IV's? This is really getting quite tedious."

"DA! Fours... but no Cwack twoops, eh? And only short barrel. Dat vay we can bwast you good."

"Very well. Oh and Colonel Bogusdusski?"

"Da?"

"You have an extremely terrible Russian accent."

"I am Ukwainian-Mongowian, not WUSSIAN!"

"Ah, yes. Well good talking to you Comrade Wang Fudd."

"DWATT? DWATT YOO SAY?"

*click*

"Ees dat 105 shells I eer ower head??? Ehman-ah!"


Cheers!

Leto