Terrorist Teacher arrested!!

[PoorOldSpike]

I was born and bred in the English midlands city of Leicester (pronounced Lester), King Lears old home town, (Lear-cester, gettit?) and our family go back generations in the area, my surname goes back unchanged to before 1066
Over its 2000+ years history, Leicester has been occupied in turn by the Iron Age Coritanian Tribe, the Romans, Vikings, Anglo-Saxons and Normans, and there may be some of all of them in my DNA somewhere so perhaps I should be fiercely proud of my heritage and forbid any racial stereotype slur directed at them?
Nah, just call me a Limey mongrel sonofabitch anytime, I couldn't care less.. :)

English bull mastiff

"That island of England breeds very valiant creatures, their mastiffs are of unmatchable courage" - French nobleman in Henry V